Miss Manhattan

Miss Manhattan

The Goddess Costco

In which four Type-As learn to relax.

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Elyssa Maxx Goodman
Oct 30, 2024
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“So it’s just gonna be the four of you in a row reading books? That’s c*nt,” Ben said.

The phrase “girls’ trip” conjures up a lot of images. Messy nights out; the sound “WOOOOO”; hangovers and heels that ache; unnecessary, petty drama. And that’s not even the kind on Real Housewives. I am not really a “girls’ trip” person, in the same way I’m not a “live…

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