Viva Aust-vegas

Miss Manhattan goes to Texas.

I had forgotten I had legs.

This winter had been especially ugh. The dark days starting at 4pm, the blistering wind, the fact that I had to wear The Brown Coat of Indignity for several weeks in a row aside from the usual one. I had gotten down to Florida in February but even that brought a chill with it, and I was wearing sweaters every day. Artificial h…